Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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