C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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