Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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