I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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