Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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