I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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