There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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