Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I wear drunk well.
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