Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
My liver just had a heart attack.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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