just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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