My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
someone owes me an orgasm
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Boobs are out for the taking
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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