I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
You don't make any sense
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Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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