You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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