Taylor Swift is so right about you.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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