So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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