My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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