It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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