my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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