this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Come see our sink grown plant.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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