if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
