"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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We need to get me chipped asap
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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