just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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