is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So apparently I’m into choking now
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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