she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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