Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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