the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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