Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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