i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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