My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I am puke
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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