Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Life is so much better after having sex.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She's the barista slut.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
