I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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