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tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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