You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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