i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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