Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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