I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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