He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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