i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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