the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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