She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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