well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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