It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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