I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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