She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
