i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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