I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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