I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I looked at my own cervix.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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