i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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