so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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