Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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