Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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