i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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