I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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