is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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