I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral