S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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