i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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